The afternoon the sea
was 32 metres tall.
On 27 August 2026 Puerto Romano sat in a calm 0.4 m sea and reported waves the size of office blocks. The culprit was a lie 1.5 degrees per second wide: the gyroscope's zero-rate bias had drifted, the fused "which way is up" tilted ~15°, and a slow whisper of gravity leaked into the vertical channel. Divided by (2πf)⁴, the whisper became a mountain range.
You can reproduce it upstairs with the red slider — the same record, the same maths. Note what doesn't move: the chop band. Short waves live where the megaphone is quiet, which is exactly how the fault was diagnosed from shore.
The fix shipped the same week — the gyro now re-zeroes itself every single wake cycle, while the buoy is electrically still — and the record "Honest again" in the picker is the same buoy, the same afternoon, measuring truthfully once more.
We publish our failures on purpose. An instrument you can trust is one whose mistakes you're allowed to watch.